Things you can do with Stale Bread

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We all hate stale bread. It's a fact... I mean, maybe not. My brother likes stale bread, but he's crazy. Anyway! Here are a few fun things you can do with stale bread!

1. You have a bunch of stale bread, a craving for French toast... Whatever do you do? Here's a secret. Stale bread makes the best French toast.
2. You have a bunch of stale bread, not enough birds in your yard... And you don't want to waste food because around 795 million people in the world are starving... So what do you do? Crumble up the bread (R.I.P. your hands) and scatter it around your yard! The birds will come into your yard and eat the bread. Um, but here's some advice. Do this in your backyard. Your neighbors might be a little like WTF?... if they see you sprinkling bread around the yard.
3. This one might sound weird. Do you adore gum AND bread? Put a chunk of stale bread in your mouth and drink some water. Mix. Chew. Bread Gum.
4. If this bread became stale yesterday, it might actually not be totally stale. Break through it with your hands or a knife, and under the hard crust, you'll find soft bread!