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I post too much. So hello tout le monde! Okay. We have to work on that greeting. Maybe you could post your suggestions in the comments? We all hate stale bread. It's a fact... I mean, maybe not. My brother likes stale bread, but he's crazy. Anyway! Here are a few fun things you can do with stale bread! You have a bunch of stale bread, a craving for French toast... Whatever do you do? Here's a secret. Stale bread makes the best French toast. You have a bunch of stale bread, not enough birds in your yard... And you don't want to waste food because around 795 million people in the world are starving... So what do you do? Crumble up the bread (R.I.P. your hands) and scatter it around your yard! The birds will come into your yard and eat the bread. Um, but here's some advice. Do this in your backyard. Your neighbors might be a little like WTF?...  if they see you sprinkling bread around the yard. This one might sound weird. Do you adore gum AND bread? Put a chu

Look, hate me for this and everything, but I ❤️love❤️  fanfiction . BTW, that link goes to a very nice fanfiction website. And who doesn't love Star Wars? So let me introduce you to a Star Wars fanfiction: Reylo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reylo, as you may have guessed, is what happened in The Last Jedi . But you might have to watch it again to notice little Reylo clues popping out everywhere. Yes, sir, that is indeed Kylo Ren and Rey. Which, when you think about it, is the perfect couple! Did you watch the movie and see a few hints that Kylo and Rey were, like, uh... Sort of crushing on each other in a funny way? But you tried to tell yourself, Nah, I mean-- no. , didn't you? If you want some clues to how this is VERY possible, simply go to  this link right here (part one) . Once you're done with that, check out  part two  and finally  part three . Those are links to YouTube videos explaining everything. Enjoy! -Some Random Girl who Wanted to do This

What? Some people need this. Because just imagine you're sitting with the "cool kids" at lunch. You get up and your pants are a little bit loose. So you do the natural thing! You pull up your pants! COOL GIRL #1: Oh my god! Did she just pull up her pants? That's, like, so yesterday! COOL GUY #1: Like, OMG, I think she did! COOL GIRL #2: I totes, like, regret inviting her to sit with us! COOL GIRL #3: Me too! COOL GUY #2:  I am, like, embarrassed that I made that mistake! COOL GUY #3: Right? COOL GIRL #1: Ewwwwwwww! She pulled up her pants! Okay, so, um, there really isn't anything wrong with pulling up your pants, but... If you ever find yourself in this situation, DO NOT PULL UP YOUR PANTS! Here are a few ways to avoid this. Put your foot somewhere higher than your knee (a bench, chair, desk, etc.) and bend your knee as if you are stretching it. If you really are sitting with the "cool kids," make up something to say, like,

Dear Nonexistent Fans, I did NOT expect that I would have anything to say about my trip but surprisingly, I do. A WHOLE AWFUL LOT!!! So listen up and if you can actually finish this post, no skimming allowed, you're awesome. So without further ado, allow me to continue! Tale One: The Huge Fire No One Knew About While we were driving there, I saw a bunch of smoke. Like, woooooooooow!!! That's a whole lot of smoke! Look, I've been to Northern California before and I know that they love burning stuff. But I also know that a little burn pile, and for the matter a huge burn pile, doesn't make that much smoke! At all! Tale Two: Closed on Tuesdays We stopped in Dunsmuir (which is pronounced Duns-meer. Don't ask about the dumb spelling) and walked around the town for a while. I kept seeing all these super cute-looking shops, but whenever I walked up to the doors, they were all CLOSED. If this had been, like, a holiday or a weekend, I would've totally und

Hey, everyone, I'm going to be gone for a while (Lake Shasta!). I'll tell you about it later. I'm pretty sure there's a way to send messages, so please do if you view this, because I think someone other than me may be viewing this! Yay! Also, if you just stumbled upon this by accident (and actually like it), the web address is again qwertyjipop.blogspot.com okay? Great. Bye bye! Oh, and I'll post again on Wednesday or Thursday. Love you all! I mean, if anyone's even listening.

I think I'm going to play around a bit more with this thing... It's pretty Cool . Sorry. I had to use that.  Click here to go to Google!  And that's cool too... Too bad it has to go somewhere boring. Someday I'll have a better use for that feature, I hope.